04.04.2009/GChat: My favorite is when my friends say self-destructive things about how much we are going to party in the future.
Alex: i just had a fantasy where at my wedding…there’s the lovely moment where “our song” is about to play, which is interrupted by a stock record rip sound and a blaring copy of Pumpers errupts through the reception hall and you and i stretch our tuxedos and tear buttons and we shit on the dreams of everyone in the room including myself
me: well, couldn’t you just get married after that?
Alex: yeah, it’d be fine
me: my dream is the same thing, but instead of you and me, its the whole wedding party
including my new wife who is wearing some kinda dress that allows that kind of motion
Alex: no yours is too communal
fuck that
i’m confusing everyone. destroying the end result of time, planning, money, love.
I’m in.
