I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH HONESTY

David Wesley Green, 24
18 Sycamore St.
San Francisco, CA 94110
(224) 805-7752 dwgreen4@gmail.com



December 27

There Was Way Too Much Punching Last Night…

gorr:

A fun night.

Me and my giant bottle of Chimay.

Very many jello shots.

So so so so so much punching…

THE ROOM.
COMPLETE WITH DUDE DRESSED AS CHRIS-R!!!!!
SO MUCH SPOON THROWING!

And my first time being honest-to-god punched in the stomach.
Turns out that this hurts a lot?
It wasn’t out of pure malice so it wasn’t TOO hard.
But it also was totally not a friendly-joke-just-kiddin-around punch…
It was a you’re-my-friend-so-I-don’t-want-to-bruise-you-but-I-am-still-going-to-seriously-punch-you punch.

I’m pretty sure I’m not mad about it.
I’m also pretty sure a lot of strangers saw that happen and were like, “WTF?!?”

All of a sudden the drunk lot of us were just sort of wailing on each other.

All in all, a delightful evening. 
:)

This is what I do.

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June 1
"And what I want to know is where all the people are, and where they go/ What I wouldn't give, to know where everybody gets together, where it is that they really live"
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May 28

Why do most people find it hard to wake up in the morning, but easy to go to sleep? Shouldn’t it be the opposite?

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May 12

05.12.2009/Text Msgs: The difference between myself and my friends in this city, as showcased by responses to a movie I suggested

[Friend 1], 9:28PM:
so we are watching lol. how long should we keep watching?

[Friend 2], 9:46PM:
Please give us a reason to continue watching this movie.

[Friend 1], 10:00PM:
have u actually seen this movie?

[Friend 2], 10:34PM:
wow

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May 9

04.04.2009/GChat: My favorite is when my friends say self-destructive things about how much we are going to party in the future.

Alex:  i just had a fantasy where at my wedding…there’s the lovely moment where “our song” is about to play, which is interrupted by a stock record rip sound and a blaring copy of Pumpers errupts through the reception hall and you and i stretch our tuxedos and tear buttons and we shit on the dreams of everyone in the room including myself

me: well, couldn’t you just get married after that?

Alex: yeah, it’d be fine

me: my dream is the same thing, but instead of you and me, its the whole wedding party 
including my new wife who is wearing some kinda dress that allows that kind of motion 

Alex: no yours is too communal 
fuck that
i’m confusing everyone. destroying the end result of time, planning, money, love.



I’m in.

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May 6
I know it is coming, and I do not fear it, because I believe there is nothing on the other side of death to fear. I hope to be spared as much pain as possible on the approach path. I was perfectly content before I was born, and I think of death as the same state. What I am grateful for is the gift of intelligence, and for life, love, wonder, and laughter. You can't say it wasn't interesting. My lifetime's memories are what I have brought home from the trip. I will require them for eternity no more than that little souvenir of the Eiffel Tower I brought home from Paris...

awayman:

jesus…
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May 4

02.27.2008/AIM: My charisma, it seems, is strongest behind the veil of 1's and 0's

  • [Internet Girl]: are you from illinois?
  • Dave Green: yeah, up around chicago
  • Dave Green: how about you, originally from new york?
  • [Internet Girl]: yup
  • [Internet Girl]: long island
  • Dave Green: very cool. haven't been out to new york city in forever.
  • Dave Green: must have been 12 or so...
  • [Internet Girl]: i don't go as often as i should being that its a 40 minute train ride
  • Dave Green: yeah, i know the feeling. same thing with chicago for me most of my life.
  • Dave Green: probably go there as much now as i did when i lived 15 minutes away.
  • [Internet Girl]: i've only been to chicago once when i was 8ish
  • Dave Green: hah.
  • Dave Green: well, here's to worthwhile cities we probably can't get a good picture of in our heads.
  • Dave Green: also, here's to awkward cheers.
  • [Internet Girl]: indeed
  • Dave Green: so what kind of art do you work on?
  • [Internet Girl]: you are much better at this internet conversating than i am
  • Dave Green: hah
  • Dave Green: howso?
  • (Throughout this entire conversation she has been doing this little thing where for easily 30 seconds before each of her responses she would start and stop typing, erasing and starting over—showing up for me as a rapidly appearing and disappearing thought bubble. It's pretty tough to be cute online. For some reason, this was adorable to me.)
  • Dave Green: hahaha
  • [Internet Girl]: lol
  • [Internet Girl]: because of that
  • Dave Green: i can see the little thought bubble
  • Dave Green: it's going crazy.
  • [Internet Girl]: i keep typing and then erasing
  • [Internet Girl]: haha
  • Dave Green: just type it, i will not be offended
  • Dave Green: and then, you know, if you say something dumb just undercut yourself immediately afterward like i do.
  • Dave Green: trust me, it's solid gold.
  • [Internet Girl]: i feel like i'm in 5th grade again going into chatrooms behind my parents back
  • Dave Green: hahaha
  • [Internet Girl]: except then iwas 10 saying i was 20
  • [Internet Girl]: now i'm 50 saying i'm 20
  • Dave Green: well, at least i know you've always been a liar
  • Dave Green: so, consistency at least.
  • [Internet Girl]: you've got to have some constants in your life
  • Dave Green: absolutely.
  • Dave Green: mine is that i only talk to people online.
  • Dave Green: that and that i never leave my apartment.
  • [Internet Girl]: why is that?
  • Dave Green: fear of the outside
  • Dave Green: i'm sorry, i think i'm veering into that awkward, "can't tell if he's being serious" tone
  • Dave Green: so, you know...
  • Dave Green: i leave my house.
  • [Internet Girl]: i made my roommate read that
  • [Internet Girl]: i was a little concerned
  • Dave Green: haha
  • Dave Green: i'm glad i'm being watched.
  • Dave Green: allllright...
  • Dave Green: another time i should have just erased.
  • [Internet Girl]: i laughed
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May 2

Apparently Tumblr has me figured out.


Ok, I wasn’t going to click on any of the guys anyway. You caught me.

*Yes, I checked that one that looks like it might be a guy. No, it is not.

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